Atli reit kl. 22:52 Jæja, nú fer að líða að því að maður fer til Slóvakíu. Ég hef ákveðið að vera frábær sendiherra fyrir Ísland og ætla að bera út boðskap lands elds og ís. Ég er búinn að finna til nokkrar setningar sem ég kem til með að segja Slóvökum þegar þeir spyrja um Ísland. Ég kalla þetta:

Fyndnar setningar í Slóvakíu 1. hluti
(ath lesist með íslenskum ensku hreim)

"When I was confirmed I had to go through the traditional Icelandic ritual. I had to have sex with a penguin and my mothers father had to watch and make sure I did everything right. After that I realy felt I was a man."

"My older brother, Bjarni, is actualy half man half penguin. We call him a Manguin. Why? Well, when my father was confirmed, his grandpa was drunk and forgot to make sure he was wearing a condom. So he just had sex with the penguin un protected. The penguin then gave birth to my beautiful manguin brother."

"I'm actualy writing a book about my brothers case. He is in fact the only manguin in the world. The book will be called My Brother the Manguin"

"Pets? yes I have, like all young Icelanders, a pet polar bear. His name is Kiki. I love playing fetch with him. If you wanna have a pet polar bear you have got to find one on your own, catch him, role him over and tickle his belly until he pees a gallon of... ehh... pee."

2. hluti er væntanlegur.


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